Monday, 10 December 2012

Filmu

A few ideas.... just seeds for ideas...

CHILDHOOD MYTHS
A short film based on the myths that parents tell children to make them behave

Old wives tale hospital-
Victims of the following:
Don't eat too much gum it will wrap around your heart - close up on heart covered in chewing gum
Don't make funny faces the wind may change and it will be stuck that way
Don't eat too much chocolate bars or you will turn into one (giant chocolate bars)

Characters
The tooth fairy- however this fairy is no innocent money giver... rather she is a crusty old shrew with shrivelled wings who has no teeth of her own and hence aims to steal them from little children by means of a wrench. She will try to wrench their teeth out in the middle of the night

The Mess monster- A monster made entirely out of junk who spits out ciggarette butts. A mother warns that if her son does not clean his room then the Mess monster will come and eat up all the mess for him, however sometimes he also eats little children in the process.

OFFICE
A series of typical/ banal corporate scenario but with complete acid vomit visuals


call center...
typing,
targets

Margery it's gone bust again...
What did I tell you about putting your excess layers of skin the shredder?

The intern

Lucy can you please fetch me a cup of coffee

Office flirtations/ stealing office supplies
The water cooler



ALIEN NURSING HOME

STUDIO 3000- Bogus Beauty Photos

I used to work in a horrible call center where we would ring people up who had filled out a form for a free photo shoot. Sometimes these people would get excited, thinking they had won something but after being sucked in by the pampering experience it would be revealed that in order to walk away with 1 tiny  photo they would have to part with hundred of dollars. They would be intimidated into buying the photos in a small room where 2 people exercised brain washing tactics to make them believe they really needed the tacky picture. Often the customers fell victim to vanity and walked away with tacky photos and bruised bank accounts.

Here is a skit to take the piss of this arrangement- but set in the 4th dimension/ outer space... where the idea of beauty is extreme and very different to our own but he Extra Terrestrials can still fall victim to the same traps

Advertisment for studio 3000

Studio 3000: Hi you filled out a form at the Tralfamadore shopping center just the other week- we are calling to let you know you have won a FREE BOGUS BEAUTY PHOTOSHOOT
which includes FREE make over, FREE hair-styling- 
4th dimensional make-over
a personal fashion stylist will work with you to pick a look that you are totally inspired by...

*make over process montage

extra eyes
extra boobs 
extra hair


let's get rid of that awful cream tinge to your skin... 
give it a little more texture...




Winner: Thank you studio 3000! I've never felt soooo beautiful! 
from this... to this... 

So GREAT that was all FREE! Amazing right! Congratulations! 

Winner: It was so much fun- when do I get to see the photos?

Studio 3000: You can take some away with you right now...

Gasp

Studio 3000: let me show you the pricing points...

Winner: But I thought you said it was free? 

Studio 3000: That was the photo shoot honey.... and the make up, hair, fashion stylist,, it's a great deal 
however the actual photo itself you will have to pay for

Studio 3000: prices start from 1 million trillion galactic dollars for this size..

Winner: I can't even see it,,, 

microfying glass

Studio 3000: and go up to 300 billion trillion for this size here...

Winner: I'm really sorry but I just can't afford that... I really would like the pictures as I have never seen myself look so sexy but I'm  but a poor student 

Studio 3000: forget your studies you could be a world famous model across the solar system with a portfolio like this..

Winner: I just can't afford that

2 intimidating pigs sidle up to her

Studio 3000: Don't you want to be reminded of how beautiful you are
The whole team has worked very hard for this...
just the one photo is enough proof for you to have a very successful career 

Winner: I do look so beautiful... alright my bank details are....

cut to scene in little house... eviction notices everywhere...
banging on the door-- debt collectors are demanding entry
but .... sits gazing at the thumb nail size photo in a frame... 











Thursday, 18 October 2012

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Photographers

Elliot Morgan
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http://www.elliott-morgan.com

Must work with
http://www.e-pirogova.com

Showtimers

Natascha Fagg



http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/RachelLouisePenn

PERTER BAILEY




RYAN MERCER


LOREN JOHNSON


HOLLY RUSSEL




SINGAPORE

LILEAUXASHBY





Herminone de paul




Abby Lee


RHLS


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bobby abley



drew henry
 


Miyabi Kimura - Central Saint Martins BA graduate 2012 / CSM_2012_BA_2523
copyright © 2012 Christopher Moore Limited
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Manri KishimotoCSM_2012_BA_1619

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Flaminia Saccucci 
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GREY GARDENS

http://www.notjustalabel.com/hayley_grundmann

http://www.notjustalabel.com/masha_reva
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http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/RhemaGascoigne


http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/KathyLam

http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/melissaroberts




alice in Wonderland



aNGELA BRADY


http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/mengyiaudreyhu

Quilt at Blow
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man ki yu

wenmei zhang





GEMMA LOUISE HENRY

KUN YOUNG YOU




http://www.notjustalabel.com/ascione



emma ludgren
Emma Lundgren<br />for Tokion MagazineALEC BIZBY


bECKER bURNETT

Maureen My Ngoc





 Liron Kliger 2012



Email; liron_kk@yahoo.com

nicole bridle
Front Line-up
fei fang
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maia bergamn
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kristina hogg

gbemi
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XIAOPING (FIONA) HUANG
The zaniest of the collections was saved until last, with Fiona Huang’s 3D zig-zag extravaganza. Her inspiration could easily be determined as music, as print included images of music-sheets, and the boxey shapes likened that of a concertina or accordion. Material in these parts was stiff and stripey, whilst the rest of the material was outrageously bold with colour. Overall, the pieces formed a combination between Beetlejuice and a children’s party clown making it one of the most memorable of the day.
    
RIZWANA MATADAR
The collection had a strict colour scheme of royal blue, acid yellow and dark purple, with emphasis on structure and movement. Each piece was draped and free-flowing and Matadar’s inclusion of 3D twists became its trademark feature.
    
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TALIA GOLCHIN
This designer presented with an unconventional collection of surrealism inspired ensembles. The main focus point of Golchin’ s pieces were the body-length foam cut-out in the shape of an artfully exaggerated female nude. When worn around floaty maxi gowns of chiffon it created a contrast between sleek femininity and contorted fantasy.  The use of multi texture print and unconventional accessorising meant the graduate created the ultimate statement collection.
   
CLAIRE ACTON
A playful display of retro inspired outfits, paying homage to the sixties but with a modern twist on design. One dress was made up entirely of hairclips slotted together for a scale-like 3D texture in acid brights. This colour scheme was complimented by pale tights and simple brogues, emphasising the pop-art feel. Colour blocking and excessive fringing gave the collection more depth whilst the peter-pan collars and giant print of female faces kept it young and fun.
  






Lulu and fish


Valerie Hui



rim design- french

Irm


Ashley Williams

Annie Phillips




Hannah duckworth



nina lauritzen


adam jamieson

ciara ip


xenab lone





lucy upsher



Murti shoot
http://showtime.arts.ac.uk/kieranho

sophie thompson


riy ka



Ramil Makinano

A chat with Central Saint Martins graduate Ramil Makinano about his Philippines heritage, his weird and wonderful graduate collection, MTV, National Trust and much more…

Written by Matt Bramford


Ramil Makinano’s Graduate Collection illustrated by Milly Jackson
I first saw the weird and wonderful work of Ramil Makinano at the Toni&Guy Hair Show during London Fashion Week last month. The show, which I very much enjoyed, was all about hair as you can imagine; the clothes were selected to compliment the hairstyles and were pretty basic. That is, except for the final pieces. Vibrant colours and odd shapes flooded the runway, and as a result of my review, Ramil got in touch to introduce himself. I couldn’t wait to find out more about this unique designer.